Viva Ana

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An Anorexic Creed

I believe in Control, the only force mighty enough to bring order to the chaos that is my world.

I believe that I am the most vile, worthless and useless person ever to have existed on this planet, and that I am totally unworthy of anyone's time and attention.

I believe that other people who tell me differently must be idiots. If they could see how I really am, then they would hate me almost as much as I do.

I believe in oughts, musts and shoulds as unbreakable laws to determine my daily behaviour.

I believe in perfection and strive to attain it.

I believe in salvation through trying just a bit harder than I did yesterday.

I believe in calorie counters as the inspired word of god, and memorise them accordingly.

I believe in bathroom scales as an indicator of my daily successes and failures

I believe in hell, because I sometimes think that I'm living in it.

I believe in a wholly black and white world, the losing of weight, recrimination for sins, the abnegation of the body and a life ever fasting.

Amen




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Apr. 19th, 2011

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Who does Mayfrayn want to fuck more?

Orlando!
2(16.7%)
Miranda!
2(16.7%)
She's hoping to be the organic mayo on a Kerrbloom sammy!
8(66.7%)

P.S.

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Live Journal ate my inbox. If you sent me a message and I don't reply, I really am sorry. I just didn't get it. A friend of mine BBMed me and told me she sent me an LJ PM a week ago and it's not there. actaully, nothing is there. I am not being a bitcha nd not getting back to you, though I do want to be a bitch and kick the shit out of Live Journal.

I am going to go nap the cranky away. I'll be back.

Sorry I disappeared, my life exploded. :\

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David Spade: thx to new mom @mirandakerr for being polite yesterday and putting up with me and crew of idiots And by polite he means she sucked his cock.

Did Mayfreak orgasm when she saw Orlando's buttcrack?

I saw a comment that Miranda was able to "get her body back" through her healthy lifestyle and clean living. If you believe a model has "clean living" to thank for her body, you need a good hard smack in the head with a heavy object. You wanna know how models get and keep their bodies? Starvation, coke and cigarettes. Miranda included. I am guessing some lypo was involved, too hence the reason she didn't show her face for weeks after she dropped the creature from between her legs. Just yoga my ass...

Watched Miranda on E! and I have to say that I have come to the conclusion that when a person decides to become a model they should just immediately have their mouths sewn shut. It's not like models eat anyway and that way we don't ever have to listen to stoopid shit come out of their gulps like the stoopid shit that spews out of Miranda Kerr's.

And no, I am NOT fat and jealous. I am anorexic and if you believe the gossip (and you MUST, Mayfreak, because you believe all the shite that gets put out there about The Holy Family. If you believe some you MUST believe it all, you witless slag) I had him first and I broke up with him and left him in the dust while I picked up with another man. I left him broken hearted. So broken hearted that it took him years to take up with that other witless slag. Maybe you and Miranda should hook up. She physically needs someone to kiss her ass and you physically need to kiss her ass. Your marriage would last forever...unlike her bearding gig with Orlando, which should be up in just over a year from now, if not sooner.

Shameless pimping!

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Miranda Kerr teaches us marketing...

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...by showing us that you can pay a person to make a tweet:

@AnikaNoniRose met beautiful @mirandakerr last wkend Sweet & lovely & Skin like a baby Y? she has organic skincare line www.koraorganics.com Check it out.

At least I admit it when I get people to talk about my stuff.

I'm sure Miranda wants her idiot fans to think that was spontaneous.

[EDIT] Miranda IMMEDIATELY responded:
@AnikaNoniRose Thanks Anika! Was so lovely to meet your beautiful soul. Much love xxx

IMMEDIATELY!

Just saying.

Kat's Korner

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I am here to offer sage advice! Hark, my children and learn from my pearls of wisdom! (and then go buy my jewelery!)

Here's an idiot...

hey Miranda, i was hoping you could tell me what you do to help period pain, i just today suffered from the worst pains and would like to know what you and others do to help it. i get it really bad.. is the pill a good option? i am 17. and if ya'll dont mind lol I dont wanna hear taking pain killers and all that etc cause i know and it doesnt work for a long time. :) x

Anyone who would ask a fucking model this kind of a question needs a good hard smack. Go to your fucking doctor, you twit and stop your fucking whining.

‎"Everything I am searching for is within me" -Miranda Kerr, Treasure Yourself.

Give me a break. Everything Miranda Kerr is searching for is in a gay man's bank account and she squeezed out a piglet to secure her portion of it.

I'm so jealous of everyone who have had sensational results using KORA Organics. I do adore the products but unfortunately, after 7 months of using them, my skin just doesn't seem to like it :'( I'm still breaking out so much and on my cheeks you can feel rash-like bumps underneath. I'm thinking of going back to the products i was using previously. Is anyone else experiencing this? Maybe it's still in the "detox" phase. Would love people's opinions :)))

"Detox" phase?? Is that the bullshit she tells the people who buy her fucking crap products?? The shit just doesn't fucking work. Throw it away and find something that does. There are plenty of products out there that are natural/organic, are cheaper and, oh I don't know...WORK!!

Miranda Kerr fans are brainless fools.

xxx kat

Mar. 16th, 2011

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So I was looking at the caps of Miranda from her Earth Hour video over at the LJ Shipper Shrine of Love (no, I didn't actually watch the video because her voice makes me want to stab myself in the ears with sharp pencils) and I couldn't help but notice that motherhood has aged that woman at least ten years. I mean, seriously. She looks terrible.

"Miranda sounds and looks fantastic in this video!"

"...look at how gorgeous she is!"

Um...are those rose colored glasses gonna come off after the divorce or will the freaks go on thinking she's all that?

This looks like their back deck -- same colour as the house. Nice yard!

Really! Maybe they shooted it at their house?

Would this be Orlando's black house that the freaks are speaking of? The one that is empty and up for lease? The one neither of them live in? Apparently rose colored glasses-wearing freak minions have tinytiny brains with veryvery short memories.